tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14040026.post114869594120520927..comments2020-09-28T14:46:18.332-07:00Comments on Kathleen Bradean: But Where Do My Hands Go?Kathleen Bradeanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06347913255760493335noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14040026.post-1148766965303362922006-05-27T14:56:00.000-07:002006-05-27T14:56:00.000-07:00How can a smut writer not know what to do with her...How can a smut writer not know what to do with her hands? I'm shocked.<BR/><BR/>Here's what you do:<BR/>1. Put them in your pocket. Make people wonder if you're packing.<BR/>2. Hold things - drinks, plates of food, keys, knives, whatever suits the occasion.<BR/>3. Take up juggling, it will give your hands something to do. I dated a juggler once. Seeing as I've never been into men, while we were together he got really good at playing with his balls.<BR/>4. Put on a puppet show. With or without puppets.<BR/>5. Use your hands to make your conversations more dramatic: And (bring hands together) how (spread hands apart) are you (push hands towards person you're addressing)?<BR/>6. Clap at people for no reason.<BR/>7. Learn to pick people's pockets, but return what you took immediately. You don't want bad karma.<BR/>8. Make necklaces out of gum wrappers.<BR/>9. Make balloon animals.<BR/>10. Finger paint. Great ice breaker.<BR/><BR/>There you have it.<BR/><BR/>(From your real evil twin)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14040026.post-1148749372979517922006-05-27T10:02:00.000-07:002006-05-27T10:02:00.000-07:00Good for you! Cigarettes are evil creatures. The...Good for you! Cigarettes are evil creatures. They taste really good when you're drunk. LOL I have about three cigarettes a year, and even that is bad. Cigarettes are bad news. No more cigarettes for Jolie, either. (Let's hope I stick to it. LOL)GLBT Promohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14820785756693856574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14040026.post-1148712069342945772006-05-26T23:41:00.000-07:002006-05-26T23:41:00.000-07:00Wonderful news! It's hard but worth it.Wonderful news! It's hard but worth it.Keziah Hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10594349337977659150noreply@blogger.com