Random Weirdness

BLANG!
Blang?
Is this a word?

Notice the subtle finger gesture. Those nutty college kids....

At least we know the vandals weren't English majors. They surely would have altered BLANG too.



Funky balloon hats: $8.50. Your dignity: worthless.




The new fast dry cement they use takes all the fun out of sidewalk art. There's only enough time to flop out the package, trace it, scratch in your initials, and the damn stuff is set.

Note to self: learn to draw to scale. No one cares about the nine inches if the circumference is five millimeters.

P.S. What's up with frankenhead?

P.P.S. Effective advertising would have inlcuded a phone number.