I Must Write a Story About This

I've written that I'm not sure where inspiration comes from, but when someone posted this picture on one of the forums I read, and asked for a caption, not only did I think of a great caption, but I'm inspired to write a story.

And yes, that is a urinal.

My caption: FTD announces their new Golden Showers bouquet.

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